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Malfoid line

Shop the drop

Your favorite comic-dub moments, printed to order.

27 pieces

Malfoid Athletic Dept. Tee, original design artworkMalfoid Athletic Dept. Tee, heavyweight tee product photo
Tees & Tanks

Malfoid Athletic Dept. Tee

Property of Malfoid. Est. 2026.

$30
Malfoid Athletic Dept. Tank, original design artworkMalfoid Athletic Dept. Tank, jersey tank product photo
Tees & Tanks

Malfoid Athletic Dept. Tank

Property of Malfoid. Est. 2026.

$28
Malfoid Moods Keychain, original design artworkMalfoid Moods Keychain, acrylic keychain product photo
Gear & Gifts

Malfoid Moods Keychain

Six moods. Clip on the one you're in.

$12
Malfoid “Back to Work” Standee, original design artworkMalfoid “Back to Work” Standee, acrylic standee product photo
Desk Setup

Malfoid “Back to Work” Standee

Your new desk supervisor.

$25
Malfoid “Pottah” Tee, original design artworkMalfoid “Pottah” Tee, heavyweight tee product photo
Tees & Tanks

Malfoid “Pottah” Tee

Glaring, blushing, denying everything.

$30
Malfoid “Pottah” Hoodie, original design artworkMalfoid “Pottah” Hoodie, fleece hoodie product photo
Sweatshirts

Malfoid “Pottah” Hoodie

Glaring, blushing, denying everything.

$56
Malfoid “Hmph.” Sticker, original design artworkMalfoid “Hmph.” Sticker, kiss-cut vinyl sticker product photo
Stickers

Malfoid “Hmph.” Sticker

Arms crossed. Not looking.

$5
Malfoid “Hmph.” Tee, original design artworkMalfoid “Hmph.” Tee, heavyweight tee product photo
Tees & Tanks

Malfoid “Hmph.” Tee

Arms crossed. Not looking.

$30
Malfoid Minimal Tee, original design artworkMalfoid Minimal Tee, heavyweight tee product photo
Tees & Tanks

Malfoid Minimal Tee

Above all this.

$30
Malfoid Minimal Phone Case, original design artworkMalfoid Minimal Phone Case, tough phone case product photo
Phone Cases

Malfoid Minimal Phone Case

Above all this.

$30
Malfoid Fan Club Crewneck, original design artworkMalfoid Fan Club Crewneck, crewneck sweatshirt product photo
Sweatshirts

Malfoid Fan Club Crewneck

Members only. Est. 2026.

$46
Malfoid Fan Club Tee, original design artworkMalfoid Fan Club Tee, heavyweight tee product photo
Tees & Tanks

Malfoid Fan Club Tee

Members only. Est. 2026.

$30
Malfoid Moods Sticker Sheet, original design artworkMalfoid Moods Sticker Sheet, kiss-cut sticker sheet product photo
Stickers

Malfoid Moods Sticker Sheet

Six moods. All of them denial.

$10
Malfoid Moods Phone Case, original design artworkMalfoid Moods Phone Case, tough phone case product photo
Phone Cases

Malfoid Moods Phone Case

Six moods. All of them denial.

$30
Malfoid “Pottah” Mug, original design artworkMalfoid “Pottah” Mug, ceramic mug product photo
Gear & Gifts

Malfoid “Pottah” Mug

It's not like I made this for you.

$20
Malfoid Fan Club Tote, original design artworkMalfoid Fan Club Tote, organic cotton tote product photo
Gear & Gifts

Malfoid Fan Club Tote

Members only. Est. 2026.

$26
Malfoid Love Potion Mug, original design artworkMalfoid Love Potion Mug, ceramic mug product photo
Gear & Gifts

Malfoid Love Potion Mug

Brewed with zero feelings.

$20
Malfoid Love Potion Sticker, original design artworkMalfoid Love Potion Sticker, kiss-cut vinyl sticker product photo
Stickers

Malfoid Love Potion Sticker

Brewed with zero feelings.

$5
Malfoid “Take Responsibility” Tee, original design artworkMalfoid “Take Responsibility” Tee, heavyweight tee product photo
Tees & Tanks

Malfoid “Take Responsibility” Tee

Red-faced, pointing, absolutely furious.

$30
Malfoid “Take Responsibility” Hoodie, original design artworkMalfoid “Take Responsibility” Hoodie, fleece hoodie product photo
Sweatshirts

Malfoid “Take Responsibility” Hoodie

Red-faced, pointing, absolutely furious.

$56
Malfoid “Not Jealous” Tee, original design artworkMalfoid “Not Jealous” Tee, heavyweight tee product photo
Tees & Tanks

Malfoid “Not Jealous” Tee

Cracking a pillar. Totally fine.

$30
Malfoid “Not Jealous” Sticker, original design artworkMalfoid “Not Jealous” Sticker, kiss-cut vinyl sticker product photo
Stickers

Malfoid “Not Jealous” Sticker

Cracking a pillar. Totally fine.

$5
Malfoid “63 Comic Dubs” Tee, original design artworkMalfoid “63 Comic Dubs” Tee, heavyweight tee product photo
Tees & Tanks

Malfoid “63 Comic Dubs” Tee

Three volumes in. No regrets.

$30
Malfoid “63 Comic Dubs” Hoodie, original design artworkMalfoid “63 Comic Dubs” Hoodie, fleece hoodie product photo
Sweatshirts

Malfoid “63 Comic Dubs” Hoodie

Three volumes in. No regrets.

$56
Malfoid Fan Club Desk Mat, original design artworkMalfoid Fan Club Desk Mat, desk mat product photo
Desk Setup

Malfoid Fan Club Desk Mat

Members only. Est. 2026.

$40
Malfoid “100% Not Flustered” Pin, original design artworkMalfoid “100% Not Flustered” Pin, 2.25" pin button product photo
Gear & Gifts

Malfoid “100% Not Flustered” Pin

Steam rising. Totally composed.

$7
Malfoid “Don’t Get the Wrong Idea” Pin, original design artworkMalfoid “Don’t Get the Wrong Idea” Pin, 2.25" pin button product photo
Gear & Gifts

Malfoid “Don’t Get the Wrong Idea” Pin

It's just candy. Don't read into it.

$7